Basically, my name is not Penny the Pest. It's Penelope Jones. "The Pest" is my dad's JOKE. But I don't want to be a pest – in fact, I'm trying to turn the page...

You see, sawing Bridget Grimes at the school's talent show was supposed to be a GOOD THING. And honestly, I didn't want to get involved in NONSENSE on the school trip – it's not my fault a mummy...