Basically, my name is not Penny the nuisance. It’s Penelope Jones. The "nuisance" is a JOKE from my dad. In reality, I am not a nuisance at all.

I didn't intend for Marlon, who is our school's goat, to eat any mobile phones or to poop that looks like chocolates. I just freed him because I am an animal friend.

Also, I didn’t want to be a bridesmaid at Aunt...