With this book, you will learn everything you would like to know about me and my many incarnations. At first, I took the form of Max Schreck, then I adopted that of Bela Lugosi, which I replaced with that of John Carradine, in order to maintain the appearance of Christopher Lee for a long time.

Every now and then, I found the opportunity to unwind in the guise of a Denholm Elliott, a Jack Palance, a Norman Welsh, a Louis Jourdan, or even a Jamie Gillis! In the end, I had to choose between Leslie Nielsen, Gary Oldman, and Patrick Bergin, but I preferred Richard Roxburgh.

[Excerpt from the text on the back cover of the edition]