Disability pensions: Only 30% of Greeks receive them. The others, who have the exact same disability percentage, are wronged. This should be taken into account in the new social security bill.

Balkans: All other residents of the Balkan peninsula, apart from us.

Parliament (of Teenagers): An assembly where good students read their best essays to Antonis Samarakis. Poor students are not elected to the Teenagers' Parliament, but later, to the regular one.

Hellas: We should impose on foreigners not to call our country Greece, Grece, or Griechenland, but only Hellas. Since we couldn't change the name of Skopje, let's change our own.