The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Groucho Marx

Genius is the ability to say the obvious in a simple way. Charles Bukowski

She asked me to take her best side, but I told her it was impossible. She was sitting on it. Alfred Hitchcock

In politics, if you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

If only God would send me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my Swiss bank account. Woody Allen

The world will know peace when the power of love overcomes the love of power. Jimmy Hendrix

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Anonymous