There is optimism. And "optimism." There are associations. And "associations." There is also the "Association for the Preservation of Optimism at All Costs." And it goes on a trip. Happy. Cheerful. Optimistic.

After all, when we are good and obedient and ‒ above all ‒ optimistic, what could go wrong? Everything. However, the Association is well-trained. And it has the statutes.

The Association may collect the omnipresent Optimism and all its derivatives and impose it through noble persuasion, through civilized debates, and ‒ in cases of emergency ‒ through force...

It is true that, sometimes, optimism can be unbearable.