In this exciting first-person narrative of the transition from the White House to prison, Donald Trump aims to make prison great again. It has been two weeks since he was placed in solitary confinement. Very unfair! No one is treated as unfairly as Trump. Many say that solitary confinement is a form of torture. I'm not sure. I get the chance to spend a lot of time with my favorite person. I tell him: "Mr. President, do you remember when you met Bo Derek at the PGA Tour Championship? She had a thing for you, I believe." And he would reply: "I agree, Mr. President. Moreover, I was a better golfer than anyone in the tournament. And that's without cheating, which I would never do." So, I'm doing great. Some would say I'm the best 'Hole Guy' ever. Not like those losers who go crazy... Of course, the decision was VERY UNFAIR - it was supposed to be a jury of his peers, but none of them were billionaires. Nevertheless, the trial had AMAZING viewership. Now locked in Smallhand prison, the presidential protagonist goes full Samuel Pepys and tries to write the first BESTSELLER to be written entirely on toilet paper.
Life inside is tough for Trump: he experiences withdrawal symptoms from social media and can no longer watch Fox News all day. But soon he realizes that imprisonment is not a punishment, it's an OPPORTUNITY, and he tries to conquer the prison as he once conquered AMERICA. Can Donald rise and become the king of the prison, smuggling in Filet-O-Fish from McDonald's and teaching other inmates the Art of the Deal? Interspersed with references from Smallhand's psychiatrist, Trump: The Prison Diaries is a satirical blast - The Apprentice Devil meets The Shawshank Redemption. Get ready, because orange is the new orange.
Pages: 176, Year of Publication: 1012, Dimensions: 13.6x13.6cm
