When cinephile Jamie Prescott goes speed dating with her best friend, she expects, at best, a mediocre date and, at worst, a few awkward silences. What she doesn't expect is for her date to start bleeding uncontrollably. Or a blackout. Or a pile of bodies. It's now clear to her – speed dating isn't just old-fashioned, it's dangerous.
Armed with improvised weapons and the ten unbreakable rules for surviving a slasher movie, Jamie tries to make it out of the building alive. Only she can't focus on the important part (not getting murdered, obviously), because as the night goes on, she comes to a chilling realization.
She's not caught up in a slasher movie. She's caught up in a 90s romantic comedy. Maybe a slightly twisted version. Will she manage to survive the carnage and find her happy ending? And what will happen when she comes face to face with... a masked killer? Yes, of course they're wearing a mask. Everyone is.