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Νήσος Θέρος

Author: THodoris Papatheodorou

Key features:

  • Social
  • Romantic
  • Cheerful
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Genre: Social

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“Just don’t ask me to solve the problem of childlessness,” Captain Diamantis cut them off. “My seed carries more iodine than an ambulance driver. The most likely outcome is that I’ll fill the island with mermaids…”

A country whiter than an Eskimo cemetery. A black cat roaming the whitewashed alleys. An empty church and a crowded brothel. A boatload of missing tourists. A cross submerged at the bottom of the harbor. Three bowls of deadly tzatziki. A stolen rural police underwear. A chamber pot full of passionate tears. A desperate love. A hellish naval vendetta. WHAT A PHASE THIS PLACE IS?

The most cheerful, the craziest novel you will read this summer.

"Just don't ask me to solve the problem of childlessness," Captain Diamantis cut them off. "My sperm carries more iodine than a paramedic. The most likely outcome is that I'll fill the island with mermaids…"

A land whiter than an Eskimo cemetery. A black cat patrolling the whitewashed alleys. An empty church and a packed brothel. A boatload of missing tourists. A cross sunk at the bottom of the harbor. Three bowls of deadly tzatziki. A stolen rural constable's undershirt. A chamber pot full of passionate tears. A desperate love. A devilish naval vendetta. What is up with this place?

The most lively, the most out-of-this-world novel you'll read this summer.

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When the lamp lighter on that September morning entered the simple room that served as his presbytery behind the Holy Patapius Church and lit the bare lamp hanging from the ceiling, the sleeping priest jumped up in fright. The next month, he was turning seventy-five, and regularly in his dreams, he envisioned the end of his earthly life. His departure and the reward awaiting him, as he was completely convinced that the Most High would appreciate sincere remorse for his minor sins, his miserable life, his faith in Christian duty, his priestly dedication, and, of course, his proverbial poverty. If it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the gates of Paradise, then I must pass through them with banners and applause, he thought more and more often lately, then he dismissed his troubling thoughts to avoid falling into the deadly sin of pride.

Nevertheless, the cunning, vain thought had sneaked insidiously into his subconscious, and every night during his limited sleep, he dreamt ecstatically of the bright light awaiting devout and faithful Christians immediately after their departure from this vain world. Thus, when the naked glow of sixty candles suddenly lit up, the half-sleeping Father Lampros believed he saw before him the fiery sword of the Archangel of Souls and jumped up, stammering, miserably repentant: “Have mercy on me, Lord! I didn’t know, poor thing, I had just been discharged from the Navy! The devil had entered into me and was ruling my flesh. He pushed me that night into the cursed house of Madame…”

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Author
THodoris Papatheodorou
Publisher
PSychogios
Type
Social
Cover
Soft
Number of Pages
336
Release Date
6/2023
Publication Date
2023
Dimensions
14x21 cm
ISBN-13
9786180150223

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“Just don’t ask me to solve the problem of childlessness,” Captain Diamantis cut them off. “My seed carries more iodine than an ambulance driver. The most likely outcome is that I’ll fill the island with mermaids…”

A country whiter than an Eskimo cemetery. A black cat roaming the whitewashed alleys. An empty church and a crowded brothel. A boatload of missing tourists. A cross submerged at the bottom of the harbor. Three bowls of deadly tzatziki. A stolen rural police underwear. A chamber pot full of passionate tears. A desperate love. A hellish naval vendetta. WHAT A PHASE THIS PLACE IS?

The most cheerful, the craziest novel you will read this summer.

"Just don't ask me to solve the problem of childlessness," Captain Diamantis cut them off. "My sperm carries more iodine than a paramedic. The most likely outcome is that I'll fill the island with mermaids…"

A land whiter than an Eskimo cemetery. A black cat patrolling the whitewashed alleys. An empty church and a packed brothel. A boatload of missing tourists. A cross sunk at the bottom of the harbor. Three bowls of deadly tzatziki. A stolen rural constable's undershirt. A chamber pot full of passionate tears. A desperate love. A devilish naval vendetta. What is up with this place?

The most lively, the most out-of-this-world novel you'll read this summer.

Read an excerpt

When the lamp lighter on that September morning entered the simple room that served as his presbytery behind the Holy Patapius Church and lit the bare lamp hanging from the ceiling, the sleeping priest jumped up in fright. The next month, he was turning seventy-five, and regularly in his dreams, he envisioned the end of his earthly life. His departure and the reward awaiting him, as he was completely convinced that the Most High would appreciate sincere remorse for his minor sins, his miserable life, his faith in Christian duty, his priestly dedication, and, of course, his proverbial poverty. If it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the gates of Paradise, then I must pass through them with banners and applause, he thought more and more often lately, then he dismissed his troubling thoughts to avoid falling into the deadly sin of pride.

Nevertheless, the cunning, vain thought had sneaked insidiously into his subconscious, and every night during his limited sleep, he dreamt ecstatically of the bright light awaiting devout and faithful Christians immediately after their departure from this vain world. Thus, when the naked glow of sixty candles suddenly lit up, the half-sleeping Father Lampros believed he saw before him the fiery sword of the Archangel of Souls and jumped up, stammering, miserably repentant: “Have mercy on me, Lord! I didn’t know, poor thing, I had just been discharged from the Navy! The devil had entered into me and was ruling my flesh. He pushed me that night into the cursed house of Madame…”

Manufacturer

Product Guides

Book Excerpt

Author
THodoris Papatheodorou
Publisher
PSychogios
Type
Social
Cover
Soft
Number of Pages
336
Release Date
6/2023
Publication Date
2023
Dimensions
14x21 cm
ISBN-13
9786180150223

Important information

Specifications are collected from official manufacturer websites. Please verify the specifications before proceeding with your final purchase. If you notice any problem you can report it here.

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