A raw, honest, and hilarious guide to female nature, without censorship!
From the first period to menopause, The Rolling Pistachio brings to light all the secrets of the female experience with biting humor, sharp wit, and zero shame. A modern autofiction that combines a survival manual and a feminist voice, a book for every woman. And men are welcome, at their own risk…
You will laugh. You will curse. You might cry. And somewhere between the jokes and the heartbreaking truths, you will recognize pieces of yourself – and realize that you are not alone.

*Oh, yes, it also became No. 1 in sales (in five categories) on Amazon. (The Pistachio made us add this sentence.)

“HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ENGLISH, FRENCH, PORTUGUESE, SPANISH. THE GIRL HAS HER PERIOD, SHE IS OFFICIALLY A WOMAN! HEAR YE, HEAR YEEEEEEEE!” I wanted to die. Pure horror. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I learned this: in Greece, it was a custom for a girl to get slapped the moment she had her first period. Yes. A girl would get slapped because she was bleeding for the first time.