Dear reader,
You are likely reading the back cover of this book or the end of THE END. The end of THE END is the perfect place to start THE END, because if you read THE END from the beginning of THE END to the very end of the end of THE END, you will arrive at the end of the end of your patience.
This book is the last in the series of books titled "A Series of Unfortunate Events," and if you had the courage to read the twelve previous books, you probably can’t stand to hear about such unpleasant things as a terrifying storm, a suspicious drink, a pack of wild sheep, a huge cage, and a truly horrible secret about the Baudelaire parents.
I took on the great and sacred mission of finishing the story of the Baudelaire orphans, and I succeeded. Obviously, you have other pursuits, so the best thing for you to do is to immediately set this book aside so you won't be finished off by THE END.
With all due respect, Lemony Snicket